REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP
i just ate a big bag of ranch sunflower seeds and my mouth burns. someone make it better
two kinds of people
Got slightly carried away whilst working on my Valentine’s Day project. These are lapel pins I might put up for sale, if anyone’s interested.
i feel like i’ve been lied to
Harry Styles celebrating all his hoes in different time zones