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I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.
just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
Do any of you even like my blog or am I just here entertaining myself
sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
Really? Omfg but big brother’s are cool
NO THEY’RE BAD
THEY’RE AWFUL
OI, I’M A BIG BROTHER SO SHUT YOUR MOUTHS IF YOU DON’T WANT ME TO TELL MUM
UM MY OLDER BROTHER TOLD MY WHOLE FAMILY HE DIDNT HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET FOR SIX FLAGS FOR ME. SO MY WHOLEFAMILY LEFT AND LEFT ME AT HOME AND THEN WHEN THEY CAME HOME THEY WERE LIKE “HE DID HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET” YOOOO
*gets on my knees* tumblr please fix your uploading photo thing because my gifs keep freezing thanks
my blog sucks but at least i don’t steal people’s sources and ask people to follow me
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
is this supposed to be funny? lol
